Do The Right Thing

I want to take a break from being a self-centered, egotistical scumbag for a moment to talk about something important.
I know this blog isn’t exactly a big deal and doesn’t reach a lot of people, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least extend this to the people it does reach. NESN and WEEI [...]

Complimentary Nuts

I was driving to work this morning listening to that song by Michelle Branch where she’s yelling at frozen people in the video when I realized something. I realized I have terrible in taste of music, but that wasn’t exactly a revelation. What I actually realized was that the only compliment I’ve gotten in recent [...]

How I Ruined My Life (And Met Your Mother)

I’ve been promising a Vinnypolooza* recap for a while, but I’ve been busy crying and drinking so I never got around to it. Right now I’m in a cubicle in Manchester, NH. Pretty soon I’ll be driving to a cubicle in Berlin, CT. The funny thing about that was at this time yesterday I was [...]

When It Rains…

Sorry there hasn’t been a Vinnypolooza recap post yet. It’ll come when I’m in higher spirits. Don’t get me wrong, the party was amazing, the aftermath has been horrible.
So today, I am supposed to take the two broken screen doors down to the screen door repair shop. That was item number two on the to-do [...]

I’m Not Sick But I’m Not Well

So I woke up this morning to drive down to work and saw my car door slightly ajar. I thought, “Great, I’m a freakin’ moron who can’t even close his door properly.” Nope I’m not that kind of moron. I’m the kind of moron that leaves his car unlocked, thinking “I’ll be back out here [...]

Things I May Or May Not Have Said Last Night

“Fay wants me to tell you that the Facebook message you sent out was the funniest thing he’s ever read.”
Me: “Holy shit! Fay can read?!”
“I feel bad about him driving all the way out here, driving me back to Natick and then driving all the way home.”
Me: “Well, there’s always road-head.”
Text: “Okay cool. I kinda [...]

Attention Defic- Hey! What’s That?

So Twitter’s down and I’ve finally got a few seconds to come up for air from under the paperwork. Lucky you.
Last night I was stuck in the dungeon until a little after 9pm, which wouldn’t be bad if I hadn’t been there since 8am. C’est la vie. But after work Jack, Alan and I shot [...]

Adequately Prepared To Rock

I live in the only neighborhood of Boston that does not have subway access.  I’m not saying we have insufficient subway access… we have none. Nadda, zip, zero, ziltch. That’s right. I busted out ‘ziltch’. There’s no Blue Line, Green Line, Red Line, Silver Line, or even the much beloved Orange (Congo) Line. We’ve got [...]