Unfinished Business

On Friday I saw the ragged shell of what was once a childhood hero – Bret “The Hitman” Hart – ramble through a series of thank yous on his way to a sad, cold, lonely grave. I spent Saturday night in sweatpants, reading Paradise Lost and slowly coming to realization that the only thing between me and my own sad, cold, lonely grave is 40-50 years (depending on social security) of cubicle jockeying.

I’d Stop Smoking, But I’m Not A Quitter

So I started writing that article I was talking about concerning relationship deal-breakers and how 9 times out of 10 they’re just asinine bullshit cover-ups for deep-seated insecurities. However, it came off as super-pretentious and a thinly veiled assault on hipsters and Yankees’ fans. So I scrapped it. I may come back to it at [...]

I Can’t Brain Today, I Have The Dumb

If the definition of insanity is repeating the same function over and over and expecting a different result, then color me Tom Cruise. You’d think that after yesterday’s crapper-napper I would do what any normal, productive member of society would do and catch up on my much-needed sleep. We all know the love machine is [...]

That Could Be A New Low

I should probably try to get more than three hours of sleep tonight… you know, after I get back from going out. I should buy stock in Red Bull.
Also, a beard is a good way to hide the fact that you didn’t shave today. Cologne, however, is not a good way to hide the fact [...]

I’m A Busy Man

Yeah, yeah I haven’t posted in a while. I’m sorry, because I’m sure your tiny little universe has caved in on itself being of my lethargy and apathy.
I’ve been a busy, dude, so you’re going to have to get over it.
Posts are coming as soon as I find:

Time
Motivation
Caffiene
Hookers (optional)

I’m working on stuff about relationship “Dealbreakers” [...]

The Saints Are Coming

I know I promised a legitimate post, and its coming but I couldn’t let this slide.

After ten long years, the sequel is finally coming. What’s better? The release date is only a little over a month away! If this doesn’t make your naughty places tingle then nothing will, so you better [...]

Broadcasting From Park Ave

Times like this I think a camera would significantly improve this blog.
I’m in Midtown Manhattan in New York City, on the 37th floor of an office building on Park Avenue. For those of you who don’t know this is my first time in New York City, despite living in Boston for the past 23 years. [...]