Bad Will Hunting

Yeah, yeah. Long time no blog. Look, I’ve been busy so how about you get off me? You think with my meager amount of free time, I’m going to spend it generating ha-ha’s for you feebs?
Well, sadly, you’re right. But I can’t I think of anything to write, so here’s some excerpts from my conversation [...]

To Write Love On Her Arms

Taking a break from self-serving liver destruction, I’d like to point out that today is “To Write Love On Her Arms” Day. I know, I know. What in the bluest of fucks is that?

Here’s the low-down from the Facebook event link:
To Write Love on Her Arms is a non-profit movement dedicated to presenting hope and [...]

Goodbye, Liver

A wise man (Bill, the guy who sits next to me) once told me (five minutes ago) that a man has to have goals in life. We were discussing the Bukowski Six-Month Club.
For those of you who don’t know, Bukowski’s Tavern is a bar on Dalton St in Boston (and Inman Square in Cambridge) named [...]

Recklessly Optimistic

I know I said I was going to write about Saturday night on Monday, but I spent two hours driving to Connecticut to spend the subsequent 13 hours in the basement cubicle dungeon/sweatshop.  That was followed by dinner at the only place still open: a diner and finally arrive “home” to the hotel at 11:15pm. [...]

Cautiously Pessimistic

So first I think I owe an apology to Will, who insisted that I rub Kelly’s stomach at my earliest convenience. Well I saw Kelly twice this weekend but didn’t remember to molest her midsection. To be fair I knew I was supposed to do something creepy to her, but I figure I accomplished that [...]

Fine. This One Is About Cougars

Some of you got all pissy because I didn’t talk enough about cougars. And Bonnie said I was the only person that could make a cougar attack sound boring (I think she’s confused as to what type of cougar I’m talking about it), so here’s the explanation of the cougar story…
But first – and this [...]

Even A Broken Clock

I made one of the biggest mistakes of my life today. I ate lunch at 11:30 in the morning. I’m not a breakfast guy. Most of you feebs can’t deal with life without some coffee and eggs or some such nonsense, but for me I don’t even want to think of anything remotely solid to [...]

Detoxification Station

Working from home has two distinct benefits:

I’m not in Connecticut
I get to listen to “Those Monday Blues” on WWPV in Vermont via webcast.

“Those Monday Blues” are hosted by avid reader and sometimes-commenter, John “One Chord” Connors who offered up several shout-outs to yours truly and one to the Dead Pool on the show tonight. That [...]

Dear Vinny

Update me, you lazy cad. I mean seriously. Boondock Saints II comes out and you meet a model at a Halloween party and no updates? Lame.
Love,
- Vinny
PS. Everyone else, read A Day In The Life. Because I know you didn’t the first time.
 
EDIT – Apparently Brea read it and thought it was funny, so that [...]