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		<title>Cautiously Pessimistic</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/cautiously-pessimistic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=727</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So first I think I owe an apology to Will, who insisted that I rub Kelly&#8217;s stomach at my earliest convenience. Well I saw Kelly twice this weekend but didn&#8217;t remember to molest her midsection. To be fair I knew I was supposed to do something creepy to her, but I figure I accomplished that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=727&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fine. This One Is About Cougars</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/11/06/fine-this-one-is-about-cougars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=720</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of you got all pissy because I didn&#8217;t talk enough about cougars. And Bonnie said I was the only person that could make a cougar attack sound boring (I think she&#8217;s confused as to what type of cougar I&#8217;m talking about it), so here&#8217;s the explanation of the cougar story&#8230;
But first &#8211; and this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=720&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Even A Broken Clock</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/even-a-broken-clock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=718</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I made one of the biggest mistakes of my life today. I ate lunch at 11:30 in the morning. I&#8217;m not a breakfast guy. Most of you feebs can&#8217;t deal with life without some coffee and eggs or some such nonsense, but for me I don&#8217;t even want to think of anything remotely solid to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=718&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Detoxification Station</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/detoxification-station/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love Sex and Relationships]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bonnie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slutty costumes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weekend recap]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=714</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Working from home has two distinct benefits:

I&#8217;m not in Connecticut
I get to listen to &#8220;Those Monday Blues&#8221; on WWPV in Vermont via webcast.

&#8220;Those Monday Blues&#8221; are hosted by avid reader and sometimes-commenter, John &#8220;One Chord&#8221; Connors who offered up several shout-outs to yours truly and one to the Dead Pool on the show tonight. That [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=714&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Vinny</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/dear-vinny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update me, you lazy cad. I mean seriously. Boondock Saints II comes out and you meet a model at a Halloween party and no updates? Lame.
Love,
- Vinny
PS. Everyone else, read A Day In The Life. Because I know you didn&#8217;t the first time.
&#160;
EDIT &#8211; Apparently Brea read it and thought it was funny, so that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=710&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Day In The Life</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/a-day-in-the-life/</link>
		<comments>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/a-day-in-the-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Office Space]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[office supplies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[staplers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swingline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Workin' For A Livin']]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=708</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A morning just isn&#8217;t a morning in Corporate Amerika without at least one fight with an office supply. Today&#8217;s particularly inhibitive inanimate: that super-stapler that staples more than the usual stapler but not quite as much as the heavy-duty, industrial strength stapler. Have you ever/seen one of those things? They can staple anything. John Woo [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=708&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide To A Hangover</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/hitchhikers-guide-to-a-hangover/</link>
		<comments>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/hitchhikers-guide-to-a-hangover/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[last shred of dignity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People's Republik]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weekend recap]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[white people dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Will]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=706</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the answer is 42, which for me actually works out quite well because my question was &#8220;exactly how much did I drink this weekend?&#8221; I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s 42 glasses, bottles or gallons but having a rough approximation makes me feel slightly better about myself until I remember there was a Jager Bomb [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=706&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Political Endorsements</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/23/political-endorsements/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=704</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The vast majority of people who read this blog do not live in the city of Boston, which is a real shame because it is unquestionably better than where ever the hell you are living. Those of you from outside Boston can opt to ignore this post, but I recommend you don&#8217;t. Trust me it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=704&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Vinny</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Mayor of Boston Tom Menino, pictured here posing seducively for Mayors Quarterly</media:title>
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		<title>A is for Apologies</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/23/a-is-for-apologies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Same As We Ever Was]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sorry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=702</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry.
I&#8217;ve been the drizzling shits at updating The Dead Pool recently. It&#8217;s partially because my hours in hell just got upped, and partially because the client in aforementioned hell has outlawed Internet use by the consultants. Life&#8217;s a bitch, ain&#8217;t it? It also has to do with the time I&#8217;m devoting to my super-lame, quasi-secret [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vmannering.wordpress.com&blog=4082877&post=702&subd=vmannering&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">For the last time, I don’t give a flying fuck how fucking cute you think I am, because that’s not the fucking point.  The point is to put the motherfucking food in the motherfucking bowl.  So fucking do it, and then fuck off.</media:title>
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		<title>Google Annouces Plans for Dystopian Future</title>
		<link>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/google-annouces-plans-for-dystopian-future/</link>
		<comments>http://vmannering.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/google-annouces-plans-for-dystopian-future/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinny</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dystopia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dystopian future]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google Wave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sci Fi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vmannering.wordpress.com/?p=700</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[http://gizmodo.com/5381615/google-wave-is-going-to-create-a-horrifying-dystopian-future
I called it.
SERGEI IS WATCHING,
{VM}
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