Fine. This One Is About Cougars

Some of you got all pissy because I didn’t talk enough about cougars. And Bonnie said I was the only person that could make a cougar attack sound boring (I think she’s confused as to what type of cougar I’m talking about it), so here’s the explanation of the cougar story…
But first – and this [...]

Our Love Is Real!

Today, I got to work and locked my keys in my car. But that’s neither here nor there because I don’t want to explain how I managed to lock them not only in the car, and not only in the trunk, but in the dead hooker’s hollowed out kidney in the trunk of the car. [...]

Crap That Accumulates To A Post

…or: How I Learned To Stop Worry and Love To Post.
I’ve realized that if there is a hell, and Jon is as wrong about god(s) and religion as he is about the New York Jets being a legitimate football team (I’m coing to keep taking digs until you post, Jon), then the only way I’m [...]

Get Off My Lawn!

Being born in 1986, I’m one of the lucky few people in the world who both grew up with computers, and yet still remembers a time prior to when personal computers were ubiquitous. For those younger than me, e.g. my brother James (17, born 1991), they’ve grown up plugged into the Internet and technology and [...]

Vinny’s D-Bag O’ The Day

Yeah this won’t end up being a daily thing; I can’t commit to a long distance plan let alone to daily blogging, but I like the way the title sounded, so get off me.
Today’s douchebag of the day, and possibly douchebag of the week is Claire Suddath, a writer for TIME.com’s Arts & Entertainment section. [...]

Facebook Garbage

If you’re on Facebook, odds are that you’ve been tagged in those annoying “25 Things About Me” notes. I just got tagged and I haven’t updated here in a while, so I figure, let’s kill two birds with one stone:
A very Vinny introduction: Greetings, unlucky people I call friends (or at least did until I [...]

Over-Rated.

As I mentioned in my last post, Will over at Same As We Ever Was asked people to give him a list of things they find to be over-rated (trying to avoid the obvious targets like U2 and Peyton Manning). I got called out to come up with my list, so I did. Below are [...]

Winning The Break-Up

If you don’t know what the title is referring to there’s a good chance you’re a 40 year old virgin sitting in your mom’s basement hitting on 17 year old girls via MySpace. For anyone who has been in a real relationship, you know what I’m referring to. When every relationship ends, a contest begins. [...]