Astronautica

I am fully aware that Twitter is stupid, pointless and almost useless. That really doesn’t make it any less fun or addictive. It’s probably not that addictive, but I have an addictive personality and far too much crap bouncing around in my head that does not warrant full blog posts. The thing that I actually [...]

Yeah… I Take It Back

So you know that post about what I want in a woman?
I take it all back. I’m officially instituting the “Jordana Brewster Policy.”
From now on I will only date/marry:
1. Jordana Brewster
2. Someone who looks so ungodly similar to Jordana Brewster that she has to sign autographs and take photos with people who won’t take “no” [...]

Matt Nathanson Has Ruined My Sex Life. Part II

Matt Nathanson Has Ruined My Sex Life. Part II
Matt Nathanson. So this post starts off with me listening to “Bent” off Beneath These Fireworks. This song has made its best efforts to single-handedly rip my heart from my chest and toss it into a garbage disposal (or if you’re into Eve 6: into a blender), and has done so [...]

Matt Nathanson Has Ruined My Sex Life

Matt Nathanson Has Ruined My Sex Life. Part I
Most of my time working in the recent weeks has been spent on GrooveShark. Using G-Shark reminds me of why I became obsessed with Napster, Aimster, Kazaa, G2P, BitTorrent and so on down the line. From 2000-2009 the size of my music knowledge and music library increased exponentially or at least along the curve [...]

If You Wanna Be My Lovah…

So I was driving home from the bars hanging out with Blatt, Micah, LC and LC’s cousin, and was listening to the radio. Despite what the title may lead you to believe, I wasn’t listening to the Spice Girls, but instead caught some Stone Temple Pilots on the radio.
After listening to STP and watching a [...]

Caring Is Creepy

I’ve come to the realization that I’m completely unable to give a fuck. Whatever mechanism causes people to give a fuck – whether it be a soul, a conscious, Irish guilt – mine is broken. It is slightly upsetting. I opened up this blog writing thingy with the thought that I want to write something, [...]

True Love (In A Movie)

So Deirdre and I were talking a few days ago, and I don’t remember what exactly the context was but the first few lines of this came out of it. She asked me to finish writing it, and I’ve been meaning to send it to her but she hasn’t been online. I’ve shown it to [...]

A Cynic’s Lament

I feel like for all my talk about being a cynic, I never really believed any of it. All my sarcasm, and cutting witticisms were merely smoke and mirrors. My cleverly crafted diatribes on the ups and downs of love and loss and relationships were penned the air of a man impervious to everything except [...]